the thing i dont get is when ppl squash snails on purpose?? like that is a tiny animal trying to drag its home to somewhere nice. they dont understand who we are, all they see is a big shadow they cant run from and all they want is to take their home somewhere nice why are ppl rude to beautiful things u should help them get to where they want to be instead of squishingthem.
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one is priceless
Sometimes parents live through their children. It’s important to remember not to force your kids to do something just because you want them to. They will be a lot happier if you let them do something they want to do.